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Florida Voting and Disney

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I bet Disney could help with the ongoing voting issues in Florida.


Perhaps they could create a new theme park - Ballot Kingdom. Go back in time on the treacherous Hanging Chads Coaster; stand in line for hours at Miami-Dade County Polling Station Trail; battle with other park enthusiasts on the Single Voting Machine Railroad. Of course, you can still enjoy regular favorites such as Dumbo the Flying Elephant, Mad Tea Party, and The American Adventure, but please be careful to not get sick on the Carousel of Progress.*

Remember: new rules regarding the Fastpass dictate that you must arrive within an 8 minute window instead of the usual 14.

* - All the rides in this sentence are actual Disney World Theme Park ride names.