OK. So I realize that in the world of mass media, and even out on these series of tubes we call the internets, I am truly a small fry in the big-supersize-order-of-fries world of music. Therefore, in the unlikely event that you've never heard of me or any of my music, I'd like to share with you some of the songs that seem to strike a chord with my massive legion of (12 or 13) adoring fans.